Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Reforged Network

Factions, FTB, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Farms Harvested:	723	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome all new players to join us! Our friendly and pleasant Semi-Vanilla Survival allows for the best building experience. All players can join, as The Honeycomb has a no signup policy.→ A few of our plugins: • Trade Shop • Single Player Sleep • Grief Prevent→ More about the Honeycomb: • The last map reset was: 1st July 2023 (This was based on a community vote) • You’ll have access to a few commands such as /tpa, /kits and /homes. • There is a shopping district called Nectar Nook where players can build a shop & sell items. • We host weekly in-game events with limited edition prizes up for grabs. • Meetings are hosted in game which allow players to put across their opinions and suggestions. • You are able to arrange community building projects with the community. • The map will never reset without community votes and discussions. The previous map will also be available for download meaning you will never lose your projects.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Emeralds Found:	5671	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!