Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The culmination of years of dedicated effort, Chorus is a fantasy PvEvP experience where you: – Explore a breathtaking fantasy realm hitherto unseen in Minecraft, teeming with hostile biomes, ancient mysteries, and enigmatic beasts to slay. – Join forces with allies to erect mighty cities and carve out a nation. – Embark on raids to seize varied NPC strongholds and hidden dungeons. – From the heavens, unleash a barrage of greekfire and rockets in exhilarating aerial combats. – With your goat horn, lead steadfast NPC troops and hired mercenaries. – Lay siege to player cities & forts using our advanced, in-house siege mechanics. Blast and burn with reckless abandon, knowing all is restored afterwards. – Ready your mounts for battle, be it horse, panda, or bear, to unleash devastating cavalry charges. – Dive deep underwater on a dolphin’s back, wielding tridents against adversaries. – Through battle, cunning, or diplomacy, expand your realm and ascend to empire status.Join the scramble!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1724	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.