Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7990

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5352	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.