Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1301	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!