Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	4736
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

– Weekly Updates – – CUSTOM Battle Pass – – UNIQUE Skills System – – Minions & Wands – – MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fade SMP

Economy

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1030	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.