Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Star Shards Collected:	177

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1518	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 LIVE! Simple Vanilla & SMP with economy,Jobs and free ranks! Java and Bedrock! No pay2win, fresh world, polls, simplicity, AuctionHouse, great and friendly community and many other features! Take that risk in our PVP based world. /rtp to get started and protect your land from other players and pvp. Server is currently being developed as we go. So leave a suggestions to our discord!

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	1227	Enchantments Applied:	284

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.