Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7439

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4652	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	869616	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.