Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crops Grown:	1934	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	74

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.