Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

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Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	97
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MasonSMP

MCMMO, Survival

– Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

– Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackIsAwesome

Survival

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Animals Bred:	101
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

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Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!

BETA FEB 2024

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Flashbang s Roleplay

Roleplay

RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5639	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

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Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aussie Hermitcrabs

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HellTech Network

Survival

An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Crops Grown:	5552	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cloud Survival

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Cloud Survival

Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

– Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DungeonPvP

Bedwars, PvP

India’s leading 1.19 PvP server. With low ping. Duels with intricate system and active members and staff.No lag

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community

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The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Introducing The Cavern

The Ultimate Survival Towny Experience…

The Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us!

──── Getting Started ────

IP: mc.thecavern.net

BEDROCK PORT: 19132Website: www.thecavern.net

Discord: www.thecavern.net/discord

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

──── Features ────

• Slimefun

• KeepInventory

• Weekly Art Competitions

• Dungeons / Bosses• Fishing Tournaments (70+ Unique Fish)

• 1,000+ Quests

• mcMMO

• Jobs

• Balanced Economy

• Player Shops

• Player Warps

• Tamable Pets

• Secure Trading

• Playtime Rewards

• Dynmap

And so much more!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlanetCore

PvE, Survival

The deeper you go, the hotter it gets and the more dangers you encounter. Go to my discord server, here an invite link: https://discord.gg/vZGP28c

You need to download the modpack in my discord in order to join my server.

Planetcore add many layers underground where you can dig all the way to the core and inside, located below 4800 blocks deep. Each layer are 256 blocks deep and consist of a new rock tier with more valuable ores. You need to find the best ores in each layer and craft a better pickaxe in order to break the next rock tier.

Know more about my mod in curse forge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/planetcore

Goodluck reaching the core!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Regorland

Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft and bedrock server for all premium and non-premium users, a server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. You can play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

English: Regorland is a Spanish Minecraft and Bedrock server for all premium and non-premium players. The server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. Join and you will be able to play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!