Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MithrilMagic | Towny | MCMMO | Slimefun | Dynmap | Magic

Auction, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Brewery, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Gods, Hdb, Jobs, Landclaim, Magic, MCMMO, Movecraft, Mypet, new, Newnewgods, Playershops, Playerwarps, Poopdog, PvP, Ranks, Replenish, Roleplay, Slimefun, Statues, Survival, Towny, Ultimatetimber

Welcome to MithrilMagic! We are a new 1.18.2 Towny server. We have many plugins including Mcmmo, Brewery, Jobs Reborn, ChestShop, Player Warps, Slimefun 4, Magic, Dynmap, Duels, and many more! Come play with us for a great time building nations, towns, and growing as a community! Lose track of time exploring the map for our fabled underwater fruit trees all while leveling up your magic skills! Create the largest shop on the server or sell you goods on the auction house to become the richest player! Use your newfound wealth to purchase our ranks and make the best town on the server! Whether you want to automate every item in the game with Slimefun, fly around the map in your Movecraft, or become the most powerful Wizard, MithrilMagic has everything you are looking for.

This server also allows people who use Bedrock Edition.

Bedrock IP: mithrilmagic.minecraft.best Bedrock Port: 19132

Creeper explosions repair themselves and players can gain access to Tier 1 for $1000 and gain access to /back.

Supports 1.8 – 1.18.2

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Discord: discord.gg/HWYFxeKbwv

Dynmap: map.mithrilmagic.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Witchear

Creative, Economy, Towny

Tired of vanilla Minecraft? Dive into a world where magic infuses every adventure, fortunes are forged through thrilling loot drops, and epic battles await!

Key Features:

Custom Magic: Craft or loot enchanted wands and staves, each imbuing you with unique spells to blast foes, summon allies, or bend reality itself! Thrilling Economy: Every 7 minutes, chests rain from the sky, bursting with keys to unlock rare weapons, loot crates, and riches! Barter, gamble, and climb the leaderboards! Survival with a Twist: Conquer challenging mobs, build awe-inspiring fortresses, and test your might in thrilling arenas – all with a touch of magic! Thriving Community: Join a welcoming group of adventurers, forge friendships, and build guilds to leave your mark on the world! Custom Plugins: Discover hidden secrets, master powerful spells, and build a legacy beyond the ordinary! Join the adventure today!

Tag us in your epic moments on Discord: https://discord.gg/nQPsKYG2C6

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GTAHub

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

We are a Grand Theft Auto server based around GTA 5! Our server is very unique and has Mansions which you can buy and store all your items and skyscrapers! One thing we take pride in is our vehicles we have helicopters, fighter jets and tanks! We also have cheat codes that bring in miniguns, rocket launchers and other various items!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anarchy153

Anarchy

These Are the only rules: Rule 1: No age-restricted or obscene content. This includes links featuring nudity, sexual content, hard violence or other disturbing graphic content. Rule 2: Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism or hate speech will be tolerated. Rule 3: Do Not leak peoples IP addresses or commit any other form of cyber crime. Rule 4: If you see something against the rules or something that makes you feel unsafe, let staff know. We want this server to be a welcoming space!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Niko’s Nextbots [1.20.4]

Nextbots, Nicosnextbots, Nikosnextbots, Nomods, Other

A Minecraft replica / fanmade project based on roblox nico’s nextbots

About

A game heavily inspired by gmod where you get chased by loud png’s – now in Minecraft!Run, gain points, unlock cosmetics, level up your character!So basically, i recreated nnb in Minecraft!

Notice

This is my free time project / project 4fun. But i do care about bugs and issues.

If you found something, please let me know in the comments or here in our discord!

Thanks <3 Oh also 4/5 players recommend for the most fun! Otherwise, the bots will be only following you and your friend, and it will be kinda boring.

Modes:For now there’s only Arcade Mode but I’m also working on Open World & Social Space!

In Arcade Mode your goal is to beat other players by jumping, possessing other bots and killing players,

doing sick parkour etc.!

Just go crazy and have fun!

Arcade Mode Maps:nn_mall – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_poolrooms – Me / EngineerGranie (Niko’s Stuff)nn_camberturn – Mika’s Stunn_russia – Mika’s Stunn_port – Mika’s Stunn_crossroads – Mika’s Stunn_fungle – sgrodriguezv

nn_trainstation – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_hotel – Mika’s Stunn_hauntedmansion – Mika’s Stunn_habitablezone – Ezo&Co (Niko’s Stuff)

Available / Working features:Basically, everything you might know works here!

Wavguns

Possessors

Cosmetics

Emotes

Jump / BHOP

Points (by bhopping, using wavgun, surviving)

Nextbux (by surviving [points/10 = gained nextbuxs])

Events

Updates & Info about them:So as i said before. This is my 4fun project / free time project.

I created this map / server by using command blocks so updating & optimizing stuff is very time consuming.

That’s how often i will push updates:

Major Updates – 1/2 per monthNew maps / bots and other stuff

Bugfixes / Patches – 2/3 times per weekPerformance fixes & Optimizations / General bugfixes

Want to submit your own stuff?We are open to submissions!

Feel free to submit bots / maps / dances and other stuff!

When you will submit something and that will end up in our server, we will put your name hereand also, on the credits wall in server.

For map submission please use PlanetMinecraft

For bots submission please use GitHub Pull Requests

For submitting emotes / blockbench related stuff, please use our discord server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Avatar Remastered

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

We are a Network with several servers and communities for you to join!

Towny Avatar – Experience bending just like the Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra shows. Confront a unique Towny experience. Add to your gameplay with enhanced plugins such as Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Fun Chat Reaction Games, Custom Player Shops, Unique Enchants, mcMMO, Bending Kills ranks and much more!

Competitive Avatar – Come up against the best of the best in a bending face-off, develop your bending skills and climb your way to the top. With Custom Arenas, Duels, Leaderboards, Unique Config, Tailored Experience, Custom Titles and plenty more for you to discover.

Naruto RPG – We are currently developing a server based on the hit anime Naruto, including Naruto Shippuden, Boruto, etc. During the development phase, your feedback is vital and you may have the chance to become a Server Tester!

With lots to offer there’s no reason for you not to join, get involved now!

IP: mc.avatarremastered.me Discord: https://discord.gg/ys6bR6hnfM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Addstar MC | Australian | Survival (SlimeFun), Skyblock, Skygrid, Minigames, Prison, Creative and more!

Australia, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, family, Friendly, Fun, Hardcore, Jobs, Kids, Minigames, Mobhunting, Murdermystery, Parkour, Prison, Pve Economy, Safe, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, Survival

If you are looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community, look no further!Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated.Survival PVE world, with additional Resource Overworld, Nether and End world!Regular building competitions, with rewards!Fun filled games with rewards (Colour Madness, Mazes, Parkour, Replicator, Spleef, Last Man Standing, Survival Games, Infection, Capture the Flag, Skywars, Fishing, Blockhunt, Build Battle, Walls, Murder Mystery, Boost, Village Defence and Party Games!)Fully automated Survival GamesIncredible Prison server with bonuses, hidden secrets and challengesOriginal SkyBlock with teams, custom generators, challenges and greenhoueses.Skygrid world with a Nether and End grid!Economy, Jobs and Player Markets.Creative Plots world with customisable weather, time and effects.Community Parkour world to build and challenge your friends.Separate PVP and PVE hardcore worlds to challenge yourself!LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc)NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games.Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Server IP: addstarmc.com

Website: http://www.addstarmc.com/Additional NotesThis server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Endure

Survival, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new biomes for all worlds. The overworld is transformed through Terralith, The nether through Incendium the End through Stelarity. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, there are no ranks, the goal is to have fun, not profit. 1.20.4 supported.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1780
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MC4U

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MC4U NETWORK

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Server – [ SKYWARS ] [ MINI GAMES ] [ SURIVIAL + FACTIONS ] [ PARKOUR ] !

Join !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lavender MC

Capture, Catch, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Dex, Economy, Events, Healer, Modded, Modpack, Mon, Nonp2w, Playtime, Poke, Pokedex, pokemon, PvE, Rewards, Survival, Tms, Tmshop

🎮 Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🔍 Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 160 Custom Models – We’ve added over 160 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!Server IP: play.lavender-mc.comModpack Link: Lavender-MC Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lone Oak Survival [1.20]

Survival

We are a new survival server that aims to provide a friendly environment for players. You can claim your land to have peace of mind that your items and buildings are safe. Our staff can also roll back any griefing should you forget to claim anything. Here are some of our plugins:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

ChestShop

Essentials

Mcmmo

…and a few more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gabbage

Community, Discord, Economy, java, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Newzealand, PvE, Smallcommunity, Survival

Minecraft Java server that’s actually hosted in New Zealand.LGBTQ+ friendly, no whitelist

IP: mc.gabbage.netWebsite: https://gabbage.net/

Pretty much the same as that nostalgic server everyone used to play on when they first started. Nothing too fancy, just some basic plugins to make everything run a bit smoother.

The goal of the server is just to keep it as a nice small community, and not turn into one of those giant multi-world multi-game mode servers.

The rules basically boil down to not being a bad person.

The server is actually hosted in New Zealand, while most “New Zealand” servers are hosted in Australia. There is also no whitelist and we’re open to anyone who wants to join!

As is tradition we have a pretty active discord you can join as well: https://discord.gg/DRVVYySnUv

FAQ:

Q: Why “Gabbage”?A: I misspelled cabbage when buying the domain name

Some of the plugins: A mod that lets you sit down (GSit), Claims (GriefPrevention), TreeGravity, SmoothSleep, player shops (QuickShop), Dynmap, (Custom) HallBounties

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HowiePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Become the strongest clan by gathering resources, money & special abilities. Start by claiming land – All Kingdoms have champions that guard claimed land with active defense turrets that shoot trespassers. Unite kingdoms to form a nation, or be a lone wolf and become the ultimate survivalist.

Start by collecting money, upgrading skills & increasing your status. Pick a skill ( archer, tank, healer, and more!) and upgrade your abilities to become the most powerful. Spend your earnings at the OP Shops! Buy Special OP items that cost in-game currency in return you receive great abilities to conquer the world Save money to purchase GOD – Relics. Extremely OP items – very rare.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4267
New Chunks Explored:	983907	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mineaqua

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Enter the best minecraft server in hunger games and much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FruityCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FruityCraft is a new Minecraft server owned by the YouTuber, Fru! It has Survival with lots of awesome features, such as land claims, towns, custom items, and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.