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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6999 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.
