“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	4329	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magic Items Found:	5195	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3037	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8045
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	154529
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Items Found:	4295	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	485746	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4023
Enchantments Applied:	205	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Potions Brewed:	151	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	537	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6347	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com