“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	144
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2004	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

play.breakdowncraft.com

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3627
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

play.dexmasters.net

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5930	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

play.popularmmosworld.com

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

mc.heroxwar.com

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

play.slampvp.com

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	6792
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

gotpvp.com

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	236475	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

play.thedestinymc.com

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Elimentus.serv.nu

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5565
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

candycraft.mn

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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mc.aevony.net

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7186
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Farms Harvested:	956	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

mc.aetheriaroleplay.com

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com