“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4628	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Votes:	1612	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7411
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8441

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7731
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	134480
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8176	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com