“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Items Found:	2751
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8704
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6776	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3222

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4386
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	655832	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Towns Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	226	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	158	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9958	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com