“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Hibernia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	6759

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

mc.hiberniagaming.net

Skunky PvP

Factions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

192.3.152.52

Terra Divisa

Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthserver, Earthtowny, Economy, Economysurvival, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolmc, PvP, Resourcepack, Roleplay, Siege, Siegewar, Squaremap, Survival, Towns, Towny, Townyeconomy, Townypvp, Townyserver, Townysurvival, Townywars, War, Worldgen, Worldmap

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com

Creative and Towny

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	491
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

mc.megaminecraft.net

KetPVP

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	142
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

KetPvP.minehut.gg

rivercraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

mc.rivercraft.net

Official PieTown server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to Pietown!

This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

PIeTown is a vanilla survival world! Currently there are no world resets. This server is a D&D themed server with heavy influence of playing the original Minecraft game with light plugins. We really focus on trying to keep this server as pure and simple as possible. There are dangerous things in Minecraft and it isn’t just the hostile mobs.

Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

149.56.243.42

WrathPvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

play.Wrathpvp.com

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

play.survivalcraft.eu

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

play.citywars.ca

1b1t

Anarchy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

1b1t.org

Mikeland PvE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

pve.sheen.id.au

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

54.39.196.90:27270

0tx.org

Factions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

factions.org

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	4294
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

play.alphaprison.net