“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	4837
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	399	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ores Mined:	3201	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	2956	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	4328	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Votes:	5117

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Emeralds Found:	920	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	6895
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com