“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	804858	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6969	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5433
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	2

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	8006	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	856	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3195

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Farms Harvested:	995	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	7437
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com