“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Animals Bred:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	4303
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Votes:	4481
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Emeralds Found:	2442	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crops Grown:	9799
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	140
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	8780	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	753460
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com