“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	55
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4367
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	0

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	619	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchantments Applied:	232
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4301	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	98	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	110	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	3687	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	2056	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	878	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Farms Harvested:	391
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1135
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net