“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	951	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4188
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

mc.hiperioncraft.com

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8586
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

play.breakdowncraft.com

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

play.dexmasters.net

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

play.popularmmosworld.com

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6989
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

mc.heroxwar.com

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	192	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

play.slampvp.com

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6817
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

gotpvp.com

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

play.thedestinymc.com

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Elimentus.serv.nu

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

candycraft.mn

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3987	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	679	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

[o]==================================================[o]

Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

[o]==================================================[o]

mc.aevony.net

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3421	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

mc.aetheriaroleplay.com

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1672
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	3929	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6578	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net