“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

hub.Triumphia.net

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

play.spikeycraft.com:25585

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	1263	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6408

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

premier.playingo.xyz

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

play.thepondmc.com

Fade SMP

Economy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

51.81.52.43:25570

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2360

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

McEssence.com

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

play.cityjd.online

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

146.59.220.209:25574

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Items Found:	4880	Dragon Eggs Found:	3363
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

rotmc.xyz

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	1428
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

play.gemcraftmc.net

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	8839
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

play.justysurvival.com

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

mc.rubycraft.it

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ores Mined:	1938	Emeralds Found:	8473
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

play.mcmanhunt.com

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

185.150.190.184:25583

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	3688	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

play.cottagecraft.net:25572