“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4493	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ores Mined:	8670

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5002	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	5766	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!