“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	170	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	1459
Buildings Constructed:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3358	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	897	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.