“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8361
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	2170

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	8887	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Players Killed by Monsters:	9868
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2283
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2273	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5357
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!