“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9149	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	855102

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3630
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mines Excavated:	3426

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	5588	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Zombie Dances:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5235	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8670	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.