“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Farms Harvested:	917
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
New Chunks Explored:	127214	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	210
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	7855	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236528	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crops Grown:	7014
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8195

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8478
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.