“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9833
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	4525
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1361	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4700	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	2781	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5615	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.