“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	137	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6150	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	128

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Emeralds Found:	7126	New Chunks Explored:	161844
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2523	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.