“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	709
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2911	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4615	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8891
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8987
Towns Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!