“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Love Letters Sent:	19	Void Gems Collected:	27
Runes Activated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Emeralds Found:	1880	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8130	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7761
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	6521	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8013	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.