Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 1945 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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