Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7596	Dimension Hops:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.