Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	875	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZincBox

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShinraWorld

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

I invite

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Block Worlds

Skyblock

Welcome to BlockWorlds! We are a long running public Minecraft server. Here are a few reasons to join us:

– Still in service after over 10 years. We started in early 2012 and have no plans to quit any time soon. – Talented staff of developers and server admins. We have our own custom plugins and personalized configurations for the various public plugins we use. – Friendly community. Great place to meet and play together with others in a tight knit group. – 100% EULA compliant with a focus on providing the best Minecraft experience possible for players. – Constantly working on improving the server and adding more features.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9365
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	192

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LegatyCraft

Factions

Welcome to us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6416	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InsaneRaids

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

INSANERAIDS is a Spanish-speaking NON-PREMIUM Factions server that you can raid other Factions and that is why we have made it so that TNT can break any block, including obsidian.

Seeing that these versions of Force 2 are very op, we have decided to make this server with the potion system from version 1.5.2, where the fights were long-lasting and fun.

Top server stuff: Spawners, Lottery, Auctions, PvP, Economy, CustomPlugins, 24/7, Factions

WEB page: http://insaneraids.com

Server IP: pvp.insaneraids.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	813799

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MzCraft Server

PvP

MzCraft Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

House Of Bending

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

House Of Bending When on House Of Bending (HoB) you can: Fight in 2 custom arenas (BattleGrounds 1 and 2)! Practice in our custom training arena! Have fun in our Parkours! We have 4 different ones (Easy, Medium, Hard, Extreme)! Participate in our events! One of them is our weekly event: Lord Fights! Play survival (Factions)! Change elements freely, without cooldown! Join our website and discord for maximum experience!

Server ip: houseofbending.com Make sure you join our discord!

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Morningside Minecraft

Creative

Morningside Minecraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!