Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Marquiland

Survival

Hello! Are you tired of getting griefed all the time, or having to walk far away from spawn to build somewhere? Are you sick of servers in which you are forced to fight another player if they attack you and can’t log out? are you sick about worrying about all of this? Then, come to The Marquiland! We’re a server with regular Survival, anti-grief, and no need to worry about forced PvP!

We’re also open 24/7! Even if the spawn is going under minor changes, you can still join! We want all our players to be able to have their experience in our server to be as good as possible, so we made a server with no worries! ~–Rules–~ 1. Don’t grief unclaimed player builds 2. Don’t hack or cheat. That ruins the fun 🙁 3. Be nice to staff and players. They’re also people. 4. Do not grief the wilderness. 5. Don’t swear. Swearing means a kick. 6. Don’t ask for OP. You’re not from Planet Minecraft. 7. Don’t advertise other servers. Join Now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ElectroCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

A Minecraft 1.7.10 server with OP factions, minigames (such as paintball, hunger games, one in the chamber, sky wars, pvp, 1v1 dueling, and more!) staff applications are helpful to our server, donations are appriciated, and players are welcomed! We hire only the most qualified of staff to enhance your gaming experience! We hope you have a great time playing on ElectroCraft! Cheers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

McAnvil Network

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

LegendPvP Factions/PvP

LegendPvP is a fun factions/PvP server! We have both plugins and great players to make your time on the server exciting and unique!

Our plugins include:

McMMO: McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools.

Factions: Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP.

Auctions: Auctions give the players the opportunity to spend (or earn back) the money they earn from killing mobs or selling items in the /shop by auctioning items they may have (ex. an enchanted sword) where others can bid on it and raise the price to what they want.

And much, much more ingame!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SurvivalCraftHD

PvP, Survival

Hello welcome We are a nice freebuild server with nice moderators and a nice owner. Our concept is actually quite simple. We offer you a self-written shop plugin, which means in this shop you can buy rare items, for example a beacon or even vines Water lily leaves and much more, in order to get our currency, the Minecoins, you have to sell special items in the shop downstairs, for example a diamond ore, for this you get more minecoins than for a raw diamond, and before we get to the screenshots you should have one more thing We know we have no mercy towards griefers, we have the Logblock plugin so we can easily find the griefer and then he will be permanently banned (IP)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

N&H Survival

brand, Bukkit, Bukkitserver, Chilled, new, Newserver, Semivanilla, Survival

We are a brand new bukkit survival server, we are mostly vanilla but we do have essential plugins and more to enhance the gameplay. The gameplay feels vanilla but we have many commands to add convenience. Join today and check us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Demise MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Demise MC or DMC for short is a factions, Mcmmo, PVP, events server. We have factions, so you can create your own group and invite your friends to get revenge on that annoying player you’ve wanted to raid. With all the chaos going on you can always just sit out in the wild to just survive, but still watch your step because PvP is allowed everywhere on the server(except spawn)! The spawn has everything you need to begin your journey on GriefLand: Rule room (alternatively, you can use /rules for a updated version) We’re currently running on the economy system using essentials, use /help for a list of commands that are available to you. Check your balance with bal, and check out the richest players in the server with /baltop. Work hard to gain ranks and status with McMMO. Partake in friendly events!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NovaCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

We have: -Economy System -User Market -PvE world -PvP World -Factions -VIP’S packages with different exclusives each one -Different Warps for the enjoyment and needs of users -Good collective atmosphere between staff and users

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineMoney

Factions, Mini Games

SERVER IP: minemoney.omgcraft.fr:12605 ————————————– A survival server where it is possible to level up for free thanks to a shop and money. Pvp area and mini games: Tnt-run, Spleef, Paintball and much more!

A server that will progress little by little thanks to you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicalRealms | KitPVP |

KitPvP

MythicalRealms is a KitPVP server. The server is not fully done as it wont be for a while but for the moment we have our custom made map ready to use. We are looking for dedicated players to come on and have some fun pvping others

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KitMC | Balkan

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Welcome to KitMC!

KitMC is a network with many games such as: – Survival – KitPvP – Creative – Factions and similar!

Join us and maybe you too will become part of the team!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Brutal Network

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

Brutal Network The place where the fun begins One of the best Balkan server Come and have fun 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Stormed Isle

Vanilla

JUST CREATED AND READY TO PLAY **THIS WEEK**Join us on the new up and coming Stormed Isle!We offer PVP and PVE events such as dungeons or raids, but kept in the same Vanilla feel! (I will be building them myself!)We also offer little commands such as – TPA– /homes– basic QoL tweaks.This server is run by a close quarters staff and a tight knit group of MC players. We are looking for a new wave of players to join the server! Join the discord server here -> discord.gg/7G5ZUabd9mIP : stormedisle.apexmc.co

!!THIS SERVER IS 1.20.2!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Farms Harvested:	147

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GSG-MC

Survival

GSG-MC is a mature minecraft server network operated by GoatSmashGames Studios; With plenty of plugins, both well known and custom…. Custom Drugs plugin, dynamic lights, kindgoms, lobby casino and amusement park, economy, towny, and much much more! Come check us out!~

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Championville

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Championville is noob friendly, all are free to build or claim land or start and join factions or just kill your friends do whatever you want

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EstonianCrafterzz

PvP, Survival

EstonianCraferzz is an Estonian server. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAATM888

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!