Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crops Grown: 2456
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Animals Bred: 42 Mines Excavated: 4907
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Farms Harvested: 263
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8172 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3187
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5068

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Villages Defended: 17
    Animals Bred: 102 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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