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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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