Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Items Found:	7145
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2174	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3531	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	618
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	9998
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun