Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9212
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	338	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6138	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	3983	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.