Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lockdown Prison

Prison

Lockdown Prison is an original Classic Prison! Our main objective is to bring back that good ole’ prison reality from 2012. Do you have what it takes to conquer the most challenging prison server there is?

Join us today @ play.LDPrison.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Redesky

Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the biggest Portuguese P2W!

We have these games; Sky Wars, Bed Wars and The Bridge

We have these games; Sky Wars, Bed Wars and The Bridge!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

play.MinedHype.com Survival Server [1.20.4] – Friendly Public Server NO P2W! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play!

amazing, Awesome, best, Chill, Claim, Claimblocks, Claiming, Claimingland, Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Claimsurvival, Coreprotect, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Discord, Discordsrv, Fun, Griefprevention, Griefprotection, home, mc, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Peace, Play, PvE, PvP, reddit, Semivanilla, Sethome, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Survival, Teleporting, Tpa, Tpaccept, Vanilla

Check events page for details of current events — https://minedhype.com/events/

For anyone who wants to play Minecraft Java & Bedrock Edition in peace; alone or with others who are friendly. The GriefPrevention plugin we use has proven unbreakable with no issues after you claim land, so you never have to worry! We are a fully public 100% free community; we do not sell, you cannot buy, & there is no voting of any kind. No Pay 2 Win! A few plugins that make playing a bit more convenient, /sethome & /tpa & /claim & /pvp & /rtp. PvP disabled by default, use /pvp on or /pvp off to toggle. Check us out on discord!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Guerra Tra Civilta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Supports Minecraft Cracked Version 1.17.1 Open from 4pm to 7pm and from 8pm to 10pm Small Community

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Play.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

One of the largest minecraft servers in Romania with many gamemodes and minigames such as: factions, skyblock, survival, creative, gta, skywars, bedwars, etc.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Plasmodia ➢ Land Claiming | Jobs | Player Markets | Seasons | 1.20.4

Community, Economy, Griefprotection, Jobs, Jobssurvival, Landclaiming, Lands, marketplace, Minecraft, Playershops, Raiding, Server, smp, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace.

Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!

We look forward to meeting new players and hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Khanarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

we are an anarchy server that specalizes in one chunk and/or limited maps yea, imma talk so i can post this server by the way its new

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	149	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DeadMC – SURVIVE & THRIVE! – Towns | Combat | Economy | Community – 1.20.4

Apocalypse, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, MCMMO, Minez, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towns, Towny, zombie, Zombieapocalypse, zombies, Zombiesurvival

Welcome to DeadMC, a post-apocalyptic world riddled with hordes of zombies that may climb, shoot, explode and more! Scavenge the open world and join forces with other survivors—or start your own town to claim land, build, defend, recruit, manage, and grow into an empire.

📜 Join our Discord: https://deadmc.com/discord💻 Server Website: https://www.deadmc.com➕ Play now! IP Address: pmc.DeadMC.com

Server Features

survival skills

We are a family-friendly community, so please be respectful and follow our rules.You can ignore a player with /ignore, and report players to staff with /report.

DeadMC has been around since 2016 with the same world, and we make frequent updates to improve the game. We guarantee no map resets and backup everything twice daily; to ensure your game progress is always saved.

Come join our community! Connect today with IP: pmc.DeadMC.com

Now live on 1.20.2!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PvPLand

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The PvP server Minecraft. Minecraft version 1.8-1.8.9

WARNING! This server is License.

IP: pvp.land

Give free rank on this server, vote: https://namemc.com/server/pvp.land

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Reality3 Farms [Non pay to win Survival Farming Server]

Afk Farms, Casualserver, Economy, Farming, free, Griefprevention, Jobsreborn, Marriagemaster, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Survival

Reality3 Farms

Welcome To Reality3 Farms!

Join using any Minecraft version!

Our Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565

This server is NOT A PAY TO WIN SERVER!

This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.

This server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules (have fun play fair, no bullying) and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.

If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you!

Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future,

We officially opened on September 2 2023

On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1

Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, I highly recommend you go do turorial!

If you are happy to be one of the first people in the Minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming land

We have a wonderful community and active owners who will respond to anything you need to ask in discord or in game!

This server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Since this is a brand new server we are also keen to take any suggestions you may have!

At level 4 and up you will have access to autosell chests, we also have an easy tab system so you can check your progress. Higher levels are geared towards promoting the use of auto farms as well as AFK farms are encouraged

We are transparent with our plugins, These include:

ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPrevention

JetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRV

OtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote

Jobs! PlayerVaults! PlayerWarps!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PhoenixSK

Factions, PvP

The new BIGGEST MINEHUT FACTION SERVER! This is phoenixsk, a high-quality faction server that is growing a big community very fast! We also have an active staff community so the experience can be even better! Please join for fun and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zephyreum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Zephyreum is a brand new Survival Towny server with plenty of awesome features, and many planned updates in the works. We aim to bring you the best experience and gameplay on 1.14.4 Minecraft possible. Gathering a friendly community is our main goal, so what are you waiting for? Come play!

>>> (Disclaimer: We are currently in an Open Beta. New features are being added consistently, but the current state of the game does not reflect our final goals.)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Your Second Home [No Donations!] [SMP!] [Proximity Voice Chat!]

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Chat, Dynmap, Friendly, Fun, java, Javabedrock, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, love, Proximity, Proximityvoicechat, smp, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

This server is vanilla for the most part in playstyle. There are various quality of life things that are almost necessary to having a server with a healthy public SMP community.

We do not accept donations as we don’t need it and we don’t want anyone to be missing out on features because they cannot pay. There are some features that require you to join the discord, but if that is not a viable option we can make it work for you.

We have been on the same map since the server has started and everything that you see is built in survival.

Server Features: - Proximity Voice Chat powered by Simple Voice Chat - Custom teleporter type things - Gravestones when you die - Item based economy (think trading items instead of money) - Grief Protection - Decorative heads - Togglable PVP - Dynmap - Craftable Nametags - Shapeable armor stands

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/35Z72e9

Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Rules: - Do not xray or cheat in any regard - No griefing or stealing people’s property, even if it is unclaimed - Try to be respectful (more server specific rules can be found by typing /rules in game)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RyCraft SMP

Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Jumanjicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Jumanjicraft is a small community towny based server with custom crafting and enchants. We have very active staff members and friendly players to interact with. We pride ourselves with memes and dreams. Join today so we can meet new gamers out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.