WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Towns Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.