WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	4399	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Villages Defended:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.