Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	592	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3663
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3008
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Votes:	8718
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6056
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Potions Brewed:	133
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Emeralds Found:	1452
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8001	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Potions Brewed:	193	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchantments Applied:	290
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

nornia.net