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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4456 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 2277 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!