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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2243 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!