Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Emeralds Found:	122	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7700	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Animals Bred:	74	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4015	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1681	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1069	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!