When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Towns Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8481	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8998
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	123	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	6835
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9222
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	5373	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Votes:	4459
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com