WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6543	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	920591
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	5089
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5771	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crops Grown:	1867
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4524	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!