WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	534	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4745	Emeralds Found:	1304
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	324	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2280	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	202914	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4120	Ores Mined:	3107
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!