WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crops Grown:	1163

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	886694	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6031	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.